Saying we like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore or asking our leaders if they like money.
Benefits of this government are:
1. We’re the smart ones and they are like the over 97.8% of men who have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.
2. It’s said the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese that’s the difference between us the youth of these days and our grandparents.                                                                  3. Sometimes the only thing we think we can fix in this world is to drink. Dear fella when we drink alcohol we are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. And technology coming with new things everyday; recently they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in our hands, right where our money stays.

4. Whoever said “Just showing up is half the battle” (a) didn’t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up. That’s the fight we are in. There’s nothing better than them not talking about us I all their programs than………………………………………what. We get carried away sometimes… Usually because we refuse to try our own.

5. Sincerely the number of red lights we will hit while following what them say are directly proportional to how bad we have to pee.


Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? I said I wanted to be a doctor, pilot, engineer and so so. Look at me now